Definition: Colin (KAW-lin), noun: A large, bipedal animal known have migrated from the Ancaster highlands into the west Hamilton lowlands, although occasionally venturing into Ancaster in search of a good party. Although paranoid and “delightfully eccentric”, Colin is known to be very easy going and chillin’ around those who know him. A pack animal, Colin is known to associate with a menagerie of distinct charachters ranging from 17 to 25 years of age, with whom he engages in irresponsible behavior with little regard as to physical or mental health. Although very habit driven and prone to fits of megalomania, Colly (as his friends call him) really just wants to peacefully co-exist and leave the world a better place than when he got here.

Age: 21 (almost)

Height: 5′11

Weight: 175 lbs

Political Orientation: Libertarian Extremist

Religion: I’m down with the Big Guy

Loyalty/Affiliation: Broadcast Journalism/Mohawk College, the ‘Anc and West End crews

Skills and Assets: Wordplay, quick wit, diplomacy, abstract thinking, situational strategy and tactics, networking, memorization and analysis.

Favourite food: Chicken schawarma.

Drinks of choice: Bacardi Gold & Barqs, Heineken

Weaknesses: Ticklish.